slim shady ladies’ night

Quinn has corrupted me.

R: So I watched the video for Mosh.

Salome: Uh-huh.

R: And then I went and watched all of Eminem’s other videos.

S: And?

R: He is so hot.

S: He sure is. Let’s watch 8 Mile.

R: Done.


R: Would you mind if, when we’re shagging, I pretended you were a misogynistic white rapper?

J: I am a misogynistic white rapper.

R: Of course! “My name’s Jeremy/ and I rap in C/ writing Valgrind/ with the power of MY mind…”

J: …

R: What?

J (kindly): Great rap’s not as easy as people think.

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