Whole Foods cashier: Do you have ID, ma’am?

R: ID? Why yes. Yes I do! Here is my ID, because though I look far younger I am in fact thirty three years old.

Cashier: Thank you ma’am.

R: Yes, thirty-three. With excellent moisturizer.

Kat: And she wears a hat when she is out in the sun.

R (dancing a little): Thirty-three!

Whole Foods bagger (deadpan): Would you like me to make an announcement on the PA?

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