reclaimed local comedy
Wednesday, July 12th, 2017
Me: “Do you wanna see Philip Glass in concert?”
Jeremy: “Um.” Me (interrupting): “Do you wanna see Philip Glass in concert?”
Jeremy: “Um.” Me (interrupting): “Do you wanna see Philip Glass in concert?”
Jeremy: “Um.” Me (interrupting): “Do you wanna see Philip Glass in concert?”
(We high five.)
Later
Jeremy: “There’s some kind of shriveled, wizened, dead thing on the soap dish.”
Me: “It’s goat’s milk soap, from Wellstone.”
Jeremy: “It’s definitely dead.”
Me: “It’s artisanal.”
Jeremy: “Maybe there’s some really great-looking soap out partying somewhere, and this is the soap of Dorian Gray?”
Me: “That joke never gets old.”
