R: I told Salome that I spent the weekend apologizing for being a bitch, and she said, Why don’t you just… not be a bitch?

J: Yeah!

R: So I asked if she remembered how she and Jack got along when Milo was four months old, and she said, We were perfect.

J: Uh-huh.

R: No, it’s great news! In the future, right now will be your air-brushed history!

J: The past is so bright, it hurts my eyes!

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