Something about Enzo at the Argus Lounge really brings out the drunken hooligan in Rowan and Claire. Last night, just as Jeremy arrived to meet us, Claire tripped and smacked her nose on a table. Fountains of blood and minutes of screaming ensued, until the capillaries clotted and and she and Ro started chasing one another again.

A couple of funny things I forgot to mention about Julia’s birth: Apparently my pelvis is a Tardis, as big inside as the rings of Saturn. Julia, like Claire, was born with a perfectly round C-section head. The OB/GYN who told me I was too skinny for vaginal deliveries is looking pretty silly right about now.

Then, as we were leaving the hospital, Angelina Jolie tried to adopt the baby, but we fought her off.

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