and then we parked right in front of my house

R: Bryan wishes me luck when the girls are teenagers. I’m thinking military school, chastity belts, firearms.

Q: Ada’s Dads are always talking about guns, but I can’t wait to teach Ada to enslave men’s souls with sex.

R: As if Ada needed any help with enslaving men’s souls.

Gilbert: You have criticized my holy leader. I must destroy you.

R: What? No! That wasn’t criticism. Ada is AWESOME.

Q: Now where the fuck am I going to park?

R: Souls, schmouls. If you could teach Ada to find a parking spot in San Francisco…

Q: I’m interested in the attainable, not the impossible.

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