queer eye and the straight girl

“I realize this is very very sad, but I have a crush on Kyan.”

“You and five million other married women.”

“I know. I hardly even noticed him the first few times I watched, but he grew on me. He is built! Now I always play the credits just cause he looks so damn pretty.”

“With me it’s Thom.”

“Thom? I like Thom fine, but if Kyan won’t have me, it’s Ted or Jai.”

“Jai’s too short.”

“Jai is perfectly formed.”

“It’s true. He’s beautiful. But I looove Thom. I just don’t know whether I want to snog him or go shopping.”

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