R: So the guy I had to meet turned out to be this way-cute, twentysomething Dubliner with black hair and blue eyes. He was gorgeous, and he lives on Merrion Square, and he’s a CTO.

J: Is that so.

R: And you’re just a humble senior software engineer.

J: Humble?

R: Okay, you’re an arrogant senior software engineer.

J: Senior systems software engineer.

(Meanwhile on The Onion: “Corporate Brass Forced to Tolerate Tech Support Guy’s Wolfman-Like Hair, Beard.” That was no lycanthropic freak of nature, that was my husband!)

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