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A Neapolitan mastiff slobbers on his jeans. The dog’s owner is apologetic.

“No, it’s fine, it’s lovely!” says Jeremy. “It comes in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.”


We are lolling by Stow Lake, when the Segway tour passes. I do the “Squirrel!” thing from Up!, exclaiming:


Jeremy says: “Stop changing the subject.”


I quote a show we like, saying: “I will answer your question in the language of crows.”

Jeremy says: “This is murder.”

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