my first christmas present had a puncture wound above its eye. thanks, cat!
Monday, December 24th, 2007
Yoz: Hi, I’ve brought the casserole!
Me (arrested beside rug, on which is displayed a dead Mouse): EEK!
Yoz: Have I startled you?
Me: No! Bebe the cat has startled me!
Jeremy: How?
Me: With a gift! Mr Squeakums! Or should I say the late, Mr Squeakums!
Yoz: Eek!
Me: Not a creature is stirring! Not even a mouse!
