friday the 13th: pony ride

Q: Your daughter looks very happy to be on a pony.

R: Yeah, my daughter looks happy. Your daughter looks completely intent on absorbing every nanosecond of the experience for later recall. Believe me, I know.

Q: I hate you.

R: She’s got it baaaad.

Q: If the first garage virus wipes out all the horses, you’ll know it was me.

R: Damn, and it would be so easy. You wouldn’t even need a virus, just an antibiotic-resistant strain of strangles… wait, what the hell am I saying?

Q: It’s so easy to socially-engineer you people. “So, tell me about infectious diseases of the horse!” “Well, I’m glad you asked!”

R: I hate you.

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