dinosaur standup

R: So who here likes ferns?

Q: Take my meteor! Please!

J: That joke was old in the Cretaceous.

D: Now I have nothing against mammals…

J: Some of my best meals were mammals!

D: …so, ladies and gents, I want you all to give a very special welcome to our next act… he’s a little bit nervous because… he’s a shrew!

R: Oh god no, I hate shrewish humour.

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