dinosaur standup
Wednesday, August 17th, 2005
R: So who here likes ferns?
Q: Take my meteor! Please!
J: That joke was old in the Cretaceous.
D: Now I have nothing against mammals…
J: Some of my best meals were mammals!
D: …so, ladies and gents, I want you all to give a very special welcome to our next act… he’s a little bit nervous because… he’s a shrew!
R: Oh god no, I hate shrewish humour.
