Fred: Hershey has bought Scharffen-Berger.

R: Oh no!

F: I know.

R: Oh no!

F: I know! It’s as if Budweiser bought Anchor!

R: Exactly!

F: I learn so much about the world through my tiny window of mergers and acquisitions.

R: Oh well, there’s always Dagoba.

F: Dagoba?

R: An organic chocolate from Oregon.

F: Oh, I don’t eat chocolate.

Gasps of dismay from entire office!

Adam: Communist.

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