shannon and i are unimpressed

R: There’s a story on Salon about veggie booty.

S: No.

R: I am serious.

S: What can you say about veggie booty?

R: Don’t ask me! I’m not clicking the link! I am not going there!

S: Must’ve been a tough editorial decision: debt relief in Africa… or veggie booty?

R: New pope’s hard line on condoms even as HIV spreads… or veggie booty?

S: New torture allegations?

R: Bush officials lying about climate change?

Together: …or veggie booty?

In other news, I’m working on a film script called When Harry Potter Met Sally Potter, about a boy wizard who tangos to orgasm.

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