the present

J: Paul gave me a present that will make you laugh.

R: Yes?

J: The November 1996 Wired.

R: The Burning Man one!

J: Yes. It’s hilarious. Your StarTac phone is brand new, and it costs $3000.

R: Ah, the future!

J: And there are all these Joey Anuff bylines!

R: Remember how in the future, we were all famous for fifteen minutes?


R (wistfully): I miss the future. It rocked.

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