queer eye for the straight-faced guy
Friday, January 2nd, 2004
R: This sweater has a hole in it too! Why do all your sweaters have holes in them?
J: The good ones get worn a lot, and they get holes.
Pause.
R: Salome has persuaded Jack to use moisturizer.
J: I see.
R: Would you use moisturizer?
J: Where? Under the beard?
R: You’ll never be Cary Grant, will you?
J: No.
R: Which is okay, because he’s dead.
J (deadpan): Cary Grant died wishing he was me.
