sweet dreams of you
It turned out Richard Stallman and Osama bin Laden were actually the same person. I was assigned to improve his public image. When I suggested trimming the beard, he became enraged.
Later, I was trying to search for “daylight saving New Zealand” on Google, but the text box kept changing “daylight saving” to “Intel” and “New Zealand” to “Helen Keller”.
*
In other news, my brother, he is funny.
We are brooding over coffee and bagels at Atlas.
R (deprecating the choice of music): Nothing like waking up to rockabilly. Hey,
can you have pomp rockabilly?
J: Prog rockabilly?
R: Add a banjo player to Yes.
J: Tubular Organs.
R: Tales of Topographic Farmboys.
J: Pink Floyd’s The Ditch.
Big (rousing himself from morning torpor): Dark Side of the Barn.
They ponder.
Big: The Alan Parsnip Project.
