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Ate something regrettable on the plane and had night visitors:

  • Dreamed our New York apartment needed extensive repairs. What New York apartment? The real owners came home and were very nice about my delusion
  • Dreamed my new bff Gwyneth Paltrow came back from a shallow grave in the woods, writhing and sweating out a strange clear gel as she transformed into an anime ninetail fox
  • Dreamed my ex-wife (what ex-wife?) came by the beach house trick-or-treating, wearing a horse’s head quite cleverly fashioned from a steel bucket and flowerpot

I may not be cut out for business travel after all.

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