the negotiator

C: But I don’t want to!

R: Excuse me, Claire?

C: Yes mummy?

R: What is Rule One?

C (thinks): Yeah whining?

R: I think not. I think Rule One is in fact, No whining.

C: But I want Yeah whining!

R: But I want No whining!

C (cunningly): How about Medium whining?

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