the invisible hand of the sandman

Nat: I should bet William $10 that he’ll need to go to sleep by a certain time, and he can have $10 to bet as well. I believe the market knows what time he’ll go to sleep! I sure as hell don’t.

D: Bedtime futures.

J: Bedtime instruments.

D: Bedtime options.

J: Thirty-year government-backed bedtime bonds.

R: Jesus, men, do you want these kids to grow up to be economists?

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