tick attack 2005, the swot report

Strengths: stealth arachnid Western deer tick (ixodes Pacifica) difficult to spot in larval form against creamy, creamy breast with dark brown moles.

Weaknesses: unarmed bloodsucker very small, and pitted against highly motivated hostess with determined fingernails.

Opportunities: undiscovered for 24 happy hours, parasite drinks of hostess’s sweet sweet universally beloved O negative blood.

Threats: once discovered, tick crushed like the bug it is.

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