the true meaning of the phrase, “hurts like a mother”

Kat: Your child is evil! I’ve seen her beat you! She’s given you black eyes! She BITES!

R: It’s only because she loves me.

Kat: Yeah, and you walked into a door.

R: And accidently fed my nipples into a meatgrinder.

Kat, Ian and Jeremy (in unison): EEUW!

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