The toddler bonhomie onslaught began at 5am; there's nothing quite liked being jerked out of REM sleep in the pre-dawn chill by an excess of baby cheer. Still, it gave me time to think of three more Julesisms.

Her favourite sister: "LUR!"

Her favourite reptile: "NAKE!"

And she likes to count. "HREE! For. Fie. SIC!"