June 22, 2007
i love the smell of nerdcore marriage in the morning

R: God spoke to me as I ran.

J: O RLY?

R: Yes. And do you know what he said?

J: What did he say.

R: Miss Ollie's Fried Chicken.

J: Did he.

R: And grits.

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R: We got a box of nappies?

J: I realized they were half the price per nappy... what?

R: Listen to you. DAD.

J: I've always...

R: Next you'll be mowing lawns.

J: Would that we had one.

R: You'll be trespassing onto other people's lawns. To mow them.

Posted by rachel at June 22, 2007 10:47 AM